baby_dole ([info]baby_dole) wrote,
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George

Hey it's Fiona...

I heard the funniest joke from my friend Tahnee:

There were 4 presidents, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton and George (fucking) "Dubya" Bush.

Abraham Lincoln then said 'I am going to make one person happy.' He then throws a one dollar bill off the plane.

Then John F. Kennedy said, 'I am going to make five people happy.' He then throws five one dollar bills off the plane.

Bill Clinton, not wanting to be upstaged said, 'I am going to make five hundred people happy.' He then throws off five hundred one dollar bills.

Then one of the pilots said, 'I'll make the whole world happy.' He then throws George Bush off the plane.

And they all lived happily ever after.

What do reckon?

Fiona

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Anonymous

November 17 2005, 02:25:05 UTC 6 years ago

It's Matilda...I hate George Bush

Anonymous

February 22 2006, 06:26:39 UTC 6 years ago

baahhhhhaaaaaa that is so funny and ur so cute

mwaahh
ashleigh
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